Day 26: Havana Cuban Cuisine

As told by rap's Frederick Douglass, Ghostface Killah:

Killa Bees luncheon crosstown to brunchin'

McColl Center main man Premeaux

slug through the Kevlar in '93 when they tried to bite his stilo

rocked a Panama Optimo, incognito mosquito like

we got Dodgson here sketchy fella made to give 'em Cali hella

rolled one-deep with a cat called Buzzee

whipped his mama white Camry passenger rearview torn off

Rainbow sandals scuzzy

before he ever gone off.

Church Street cruisin for a first taste of Cuban,

Cuisine, Havana, restaurant lookin' mild-mannered

address listed on Trade

in the building down the steps

like my boy still rockin' that high top fade

to Church Street level

only patrons like they own the place

familia at the bar: Netherlands v. Uruguay

young beardo waiters, chinstrap happy, laughy

hit 'em with oil on baguette, sliced the thin way

spittin big props to Uruguay, saying Euros can be racist

Buzzee knew wasn't his place to break it: the blue and white

whiter then most pastries

bicycle to the head like most Maces

Anyways, he selling the shake mango advance like Fandango

"You drink a liquid more quicker, but a shake slower cuz it's thicker."

Boys ordered juices despite it, Rae'll tell it: gotta sell it more sicker.

Lunch menu all $7.95, chinstrap with cap say all the items is live

Blogger take Ropa Vieja to the slaughter, Preemy, "Chunks of Pork" no water

while dudes wait scheming public school sitcom connect the dots

Ben off the wall, Buzzee off the clock

Connect Four board collect the rocks until the orders drop.

As for the Ropa, ain't none dopa

Sweet black beans with rice, peppers, onions, peas

Had 'em shaking in they Wallabees

McGravy for cryin, McGravy for tryin

Patsy Cline 'em for lyin

Need more details? Take you apart, piecemeal.

Pork Chunks a obscene scene, know what I mean?

Man, that's Ben wife's day to day, bring home the green

smile like a breadwinner

DOOM's for sinners

Havana Cuban for no quitters.

Bong bong bong ring the gong

sho' been too long since CT in '93 youngin' with Jurassic Park jammies

dipped into bed for the glow in the dark show, bed sheets, imagination

he was set, them junks never wet, no care alarms is set

Cuban in QC, Pete's down, Havana could be best bet

lunch like what happens after 120 minutes of play

like a highstaker

crushed velvet soul beat breaker

take these raps and buy a pastry, wrapped in paper.

The Score: Cuban food like ziti. (And that's a compliment.)